JasonBlevins.com

Welcome to the official website of Jason Blevins... as if he really needed one! I mean, seriously,
is anybody planning to build an unofficial website dedicated to Jason Blevins? I didn't think so!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Luna Moth
Posted by Jason Blevins at 11:21 PM CDT
Edited on Thursday, July 21, 2011 1:03 AM CDT
Categories: We've Got Bugs!

Luna moth seen on June 1, 2010.

This picture of a luna moth was taken on June 1, 2010. The wingspan is about four inches. The luna moth is probably best known for its starring role in Lunesta commercials. In these sinister advertisements, a glowing translucent moth gains entry to various bedrooms via open windows and lands on unsuspecting human victims, causing them to lose consciousness. Just one more reason to keep your windows locked at night. Note the creepy, human-like eye spots on the wings. Click the "view full image" button for a closer look... if you dare!

Monday, July 18, 2011
Movie Review: The Last Exorcism
Posted by Jason Blevins at 8:54 AM CDT
Edited on Friday, August 19, 2011 2:44 AM CDT
Categories: Entertainment Reviews

The Last Exorcism is another forgettable entry in the growing list of faux documentary horror films, including slightly more memorable titles like:

Paranormal Activity and Paranormal Activity 2
The Fourth Kind
[•REC] and [•REC] 2
Quarantine (the American remake of [•REC])
Cloverfield
The Blair Witch Project
The Last Broadcast

In this particular outing, a deceitful evangelical preacher invites a film crew to document his final phony exorcism before he quits the phony exorcism business forever. Naturally, the gang gets more than they bargained for when they realize that they might have stumbled upon a genuine case of demonic possession. Madcap supernatural hijinks ensue.

In order for the fake documentary gimmick to work, you need to believe that you are watching footage of actual events. Unfortunately, familiar faces in the cast make it impossible to entirely suspend disbelief. They may not be world famous superstars, but you've probably seen some of these actors guest starring on CSI or The Mentalist or both. Actress Ashley Bell literally bends over backwards to convince us that she really is possessed by the devil, but her efforts are in vain, because we already know that the proceedings are as contrived as the reverend's sideshow exorcisms. That's why the cameraman keeps shooting when he should probably be running for his life.

The Last Exorcism appears to be a homegrown production shot on a shoestring budget. If you look at the credits, you will get the distinct impression that this project probably started out as a feature-length demo reel designed to promote the careers of everyone involved. Many of the characters' names match the names of the actors who portray them, and one of the actors even contributed music to the production.

This movie is short on scares, but the twist ending almost justifies its brief 89-minute run time. It wasn't a total disaster, but I'm glad that I didn't pay good money to see it. I watched it on Epix HD.

Saturday, July 09, 2011
Posting a Big Picture
Posted by Jason Blevins at 5:04 AM CDT
Edited on Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:59 PM CDT
Categories: Pointless Drivel, Wacky Weather

Scary clouds seen on June 6, 2009.

Here's where things start to get tricky. This picture of scary clouds taken on June 6, 2009 is too big to display full size inside a blog entry. That's where the Plus Size Image Viewer from JavaScript Kit comes in. You should be able to instantly view the full size image with by clicking the "view full image" button. Will the big picture break my blog entry template? Will Thingamablog preserve the custom tags that the JavaScript image viewer requires? Keep your fingers crossed!

Sunday, June 05, 2011
Posting a Small Picture
Posted by Jason Blevins at 10:31 PM CDT
Edited on Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:59 PM CDT
Categories: Pointless Drivel

This miserable painting is destined to make you hurl!

This is what happens when you insert a small picture into a blog entry with Thingamablog. This is a cheesy fantasy landscape that I painted a long time ago using Bob Ross techniques. I'm sure that Bob Ross is probably rolling over in his grave right now. You can see more of my miserable excuses for paintings on this page from my old website.

Thingamablog
Posted by Jason Blevins at 7:35 PM CDT
Edited on Wednesday, July 20, 2011 11:59 PM CDT
Categories: Pointless Drivel

Okay, so I guess I'll give this Thingamablog a try. Maybe I'll update my website more than once every decade now. I'm not even sure why I would want to maintain a personal website when I can easily post my pointless drivel to Facebook, where I would undoubtedly reach a much bigger audience.

You can still access my old website, which I am preserving for posterity. Internet archaeologists may one day discover this website, like the paleolithic cave paintings of Europe, and try to decipher the primitive mind that struggled to express its rudimentary understanding of the world around it.